So I was watching TV today and saw one of those commercials with the "Big Tobacco" exec interview people for a position in the company...that supposedly they have know idea that the job is for the tobacco company.....right....so anyway, the interviewer pours out a bunch of toy figures onto the desk and tell the person being interviewed that their product kills over half over the consumers of their product.......I never caught the rest ecause I stepped outside to smoke.
Hide your begals, Mike Vick is playing for the Eagels.
Cash for Clunkers should cover girlfriends....not mine shes great!(love you hun) but I mean if you could trade your girlfriend in for 1 with better gas mileage AND get 4500 dollars....are you kidding me. THAT would boost the economy. Think about it, with your newer, hotter, and more eco-friendly lady you would want to take her out in public more...and going out comes with costs, but thats okay because shes fucking new and improved with all the upgrades. So you stimulate the economy by going out more to movies, going out to eat, hell even buying your new (more fuel efficient) girlfriend clothes or shoes. HUGE BOOST IN THE ECONOMY!!!
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